My bad idea for the next controversial video game smash hit

Genre: Ninja Gaiden/ Prince of Persia (new versions) style, with boss battles at stage ends. You play as Claudius, disgraced Roman soldier. You must fight your way back to glory through fifteen levels of rebels who are disgracing the Roman mythos. The first twelve bosses are the apostles, each one armed with a distinctive piece of religious iconography honed to violence. Then you fight John the Superbaptist, Mary Magdeline, and the Virgin Mary in the next four levels. The game ends with you bare handed taking on a twelve foot tall Jesus armed with a miraculous nail gun shaped like a cross. If you are victorious, the Roman people build a statue in your honor where you are depicted with the lower half of a jackal and the upper half of a platipus. And wings.