Thursday, September 08, 2005

Supercat

The cat is alive after ten days of isolation in the chaos of New Orleans, suffering only from a rather unpleaseant smell eminating from its fur. Although the cat declined to offer comment to reporters, rumor has it that Taz will soon be the author of an autobiographical novel about his ordeal within the apartment to be followed by the national release of a Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide for Cats. That is all. Return to your lives. I said RETURN!!!

3 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

Hey! That's actually really good news. Here I was, every now and then remembering that poor cat and feeling sorry that it surely died. Yet nature unfolds its resilience for us to see. Behold, the supercat.

Hey! That's a sweetness song, too. bonus. Remember? It has the line "all alone inside a metal box...supercat, supercat." That song was a prophecy! I'm psychic!

9:30 PM  
Blogger Andrew Najberg said...

I thought about the song supercat too. It was a moment of Apollinian inspriation on your part. Kudos on hooking up with the Oracle.

9:11 AM  
Blogger Travis Payne said...

thats great to hear the cat has lived he indeed has nine lives and more to spare.

1:39 PM  

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