Boom Boom, Bam, Chomp Chomp Chomp
Kablam! I have finished the first five chapters of my book! I'm up to a total number of 150 pages (bear in mind the 1st 5 chapters can also be the first 20 chapters depending on how you look at it).
Here is an excerpt from Chapter 4:
"Naturally, when Garrison woke up bleeding and ejaculating that morning, he had been dreaming about picking his nose while fucking the only woman he’d ever told about it. In the background of the dream, a small, black and white TV set was playing the DVD of The Ten Commandments. Nolan Ryan was in the dream too, wearing his old Astros uniform and giving tips about sexual performance, talking about changing teams from Houston to Arlington, and suggesting a split-fingered technique for nose-picking."
Skootch Skootch Skootch! The book's flying along now! I'm also almost finished with Chapters 6 and 7 because I wrote parts of them while I got stuck on Chapter 5! Not that this means anything to anyone, but damn I'm excited!
WA!
Here is an excerpt from Chapter 4:
"Naturally, when Garrison woke up bleeding and ejaculating that morning, he had been dreaming about picking his nose while fucking the only woman he’d ever told about it. In the background of the dream, a small, black and white TV set was playing the DVD of The Ten Commandments. Nolan Ryan was in the dream too, wearing his old Astros uniform and giving tips about sexual performance, talking about changing teams from Houston to Arlington, and suggesting a split-fingered technique for nose-picking."
Skootch Skootch Skootch! The book's flying along now! I'm also almost finished with Chapters 6 and 7 because I wrote parts of them while I got stuck on Chapter 5! Not that this means anything to anyone, but damn I'm excited!
WA!
posted by Andrew Najberg at 4:13 PM
2 Comments:
That's swell. I oughta be writing, but we just got harry potter. How can I write when I have to find out what's going on at hogwarts? The summer of children's books continues!
I just got Harry Potter too, but I'm gonna read it on the plane to Europe. Dude- its been so damn hard not to read it over the last two days and get the stuff done that I need to get done.
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